frank-schlongbottom: i used to think that a foot of parchment was a lot and feel bad when harry potter characters were assigned to write that much but then i realized the paper i write on is 8.5 by 11 inches. so a foot of parchment is the equivalent of like, not even a page and a half of paper. they complained SO MUCH about essays that were like a page and a half wtf guys get your shit...
nanalew: toldyouamilliontimes: blogathan: idea for classroom icebreaker: let wild squirrel loose pretty sure Gilderoy Lockhart tried that with Cornish Pixies. And the three kids left standing went on to defeat the Dark Lord. Successful bonding method? I think so.
asap-tran: really-shit: If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you. fuck
shareeanne: Insecurity, what a bitch.
strawberrydaydreams: do you ever hate someone so much but you don’t even have a valid reason you’re just like no
When people complain about how bad their day was...